remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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