me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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