now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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