White coat. Heels.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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