Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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