oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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