Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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