Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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