My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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