Whod you bang
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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