glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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