Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Shame - the story of my life.
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