I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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