oh god the rape fog is back!
Please, let me fuck your mom
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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