Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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