I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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