Having a random hookup so left but love u
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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