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Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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