you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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