After last night, I could never be a politician.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I am one with the molecules
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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