Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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