I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Your penis caused this!
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