How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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