that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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