In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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