Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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