Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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