The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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