BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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