you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
How many fucks given?
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