so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
as a side note pls kill me
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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