Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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