I got chris browned last night
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
