Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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