I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
We had to coat check the pizza.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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