Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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