Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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