Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
