your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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