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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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