Already got asked if we're dating
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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