I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
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