I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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