You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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