She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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