no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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