Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
handjob tips. give me some.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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