I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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