Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Randomize
