I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I can't turn off my feet"
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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