this beer tastes like vomit already
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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