whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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