Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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