Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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